after you’ve dosed up on your meds with the bone injection gun, kick back and relax with an icy cold Tilt!
this new and innovative malt beverage featuring an assorted blend of caffeine, guarana, and ginseng is just being introduced in the U.S. full distribution is expected by October.
Tilt is brewed with two-row malt, natural grains, hops, yeast and water and infused with raspberry flavor, caffeine, guarana and ginseng at Anheuser- Busch’s Cartersville Brewery. It is fermented at cold temperatures and allowed to develop natural carbonation as it slowly matures.
depending on which U.S. state you acquire your Tilt from, it will have either 6.6, 6 or 4% alcohol content.
whoooo!!! drizunk!!
extra extra! the Jive filter is enabled on this post… go on - have a comment. 
*Homer swallows full bottle of pep pills*
Clerk: Hey, you can’t take that many pep pills at once.
Homer: No problem, I’ll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills. *takes another generous helping of pills*
ack - I just realised what a “jive filter” is…
Homer: “Quit jiiiiivin’ me, Turkey! - A turkey is a bad person.”
What the? Man, you have really gone overboard.
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I think I’ll stick to Red Bull and Vodka… or TVRs, or Redbull Sombrero’s damn I gotta steal the cocktail menu from Monastry
whats with the uncomprehendable spelling? (i cant spell graet but you guys have gone overboard)
(Sorry, im gonna be boring & write normally.) Sounds like a glorified V drink. Ah, but i want my exotic island cocktails back *sob*, although one of these (or 4) might be good to drown my sorrows…or the pain after the bone cruncher thing.
ahahahaha!! hey this is cool, just figured out what the go was!!! Dis is fun, good one Mooget!
heyyyyy - good to see you all getting into the swing of things!
now to spice things up just a little bit more - take a wander over here. the Swedish Chef filter is turned ON - so give it a shot!
me is wunderin if ya’ all gon’ be able to be readin dis cos i a’ready is typin like a pot head
That does look like some rather good drink young man. I wouldn’t mind fairly having a bottle or seven and trying to stay sober. However, I do have to ask in all honesty, is it a “pick me up” or a “put me down”? I’m not up on the “lingo” however I do rather hope that this filter I have heard so much about makes me sound “hip” and not like the pompous englishman I really am.
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What up dog?! word to ya mom’s, I came to drop bombs. kickin back wit da homies and the pound puppies. eat dis filter man and see if it be giving you some easyness.
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(Cher)
They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
(Sonny)
Well I don’t know if all that’s true
Cause you got me and baby I got you!
Babe
(Both)
I got You Babe, I got you babe
(Cher)
They say our love wont pay the rent,
before it’s earned our money’s all been spent
(Sonny)
I guess that’s so we dont have a pot
But at least I’m sure of all the thing we got…
Babe
(Both)
I got You babe, I got you babe
(Sonny)
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
(Cher)
And when I’m sad, you’re a clown
And if I get scared you’re always around
Don’t let them say your hairs too long
I dont care with you I can’t go wrong
(Sonny)
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb
Babe
(Both)
I got You Babe I got you babe
(Sonny -Cher)
I got you to hold my hand - I got you to understand
I got you to walk with me - I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss good night - I got you to hold me tight
I got you I won’t let go - I got you to love me so
(Both)
I got you babe…….
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I wonder what happens if I paste something that’s already been filtered… hmmmm…
Mugget said, “baaaad t’see ya’ all gettin’ into de swin’ uh wahtahmelluns.”
YEH!! Stick that in your filter and smoke it!!11!
! now lets try the whole alphabet… See what it makes of that… Just in case it comes out the same I may as well time this stuff here to see what happens and such but anyways heres the alphabet (oh and rolling on floor laughing (abbrev’d)):
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
rofl
hmmm… what about fhqwhgads ? I wonder if it’s going to filter that or not, if you’ve never heard of fhqwhgads then you probably won’t know if it’s been filitered or not… neeheehee