Health Department Warning to Females Lifting Weights

LOL. :lol:

this is funny stuff…

poor ASF woman

Paranoia has gripped women around the world as Accidental Super-Freakism (Accidentilium Superious-Freakazoidus or ASF) reaches epidemic proportions «Éœ yet mysteriously, not a single sufferer can be found!

ASF seems to manifest as an allergic reaction to weight training equipment loads in excess of 2 kilos. According to reports, overnight the victims entire structure undergoes horrific mutations such that by morning they resemble a professional male bodybuilder «Éœ complete with dark tan, paper thin skin, rippling abdominals and posing oil!

Doctor Richard Head, is baffled.

«É?I am baffled! These poor women are suffering what previously required more than a decade of deliberate, chronic, anabolic drug abuse, intense weight training and long-term extreme dieting.«É?

read the rest of this shocking story at the link. and for anyone who’s still confused - i guess i’d better just say that this is a joke.

Health Department Warning to Females Lifting Weights

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